Maybe just lie...

People love New York! People don't really love West Virginia... but if you lie to the people and say that New York is actually in West Virginia think of the tourist boom!

Think about it.

Make some promises

Sex sells, West Virginia. Make them some promises of sex and people will FLOCK to your state.

Get Rich Quick

"Man! Look how much Money West Virginia has! It's made of money! And the state says Money in large letters! We have to go there honey! Let's get a piece of that pie!"

That's what someone would say when they saw this. Your welcome West Virginia.

West Virginia sure has piercing eyes...

If the map of the United States had a West Virginia that looked like this, people would flock to it. That's all I'm saying.